How To Be A Beautiful Bulldog

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(Photo of Hannah. Credit: Mary Chind/Des Moine Register Photos)

The Des Moines Register offers a checklist for the beautiful bulldog, based on the attributes of 2-year-old Hannah, who was crowned Monday at Nollen Plaza in Des Moines. Some elements: the stocky build of a Mack truck; a not-so-graceful manner; a limited diet (Hannah is a 60-pounder who eats three cups of dog food a day. Not so for others in the contest, one of whom “recently scarfed down her entire birthday cake”); lots of wrinkles.

One owner said his bulldog “moves fast only when popcorn is thrown into the wind.”

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