Here’s another one: F*** My Life. Tweeter-like stories that all start with “Today …” and all end the same way.
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having sex with for 6 months. FML
Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied “It’s not the cat you should worry about”. FML